So, What Is News from the Chaos?
Hello, curious wanderer. Whether you’re here by design, accident, or divine internet intervention—welcome. You’ve officially entered the chaotic archives, the sarcastic sanctuary, the mildly-organized mess that is News from the Chaos.
This isn’t your typical blog. There are no matching mood boards, minimalist aesthetics, or influencer-approved hashtags here. What you will find is:
✍️ Behind-the-scenes madness from creative projects—like bilingual children’s books starring curious bugs, emotionally constipated Viking fiction, and grant applications written with caffeine, sarcasm, and maybe a tear or two.
📸 Photo-narratives from roadside memorial projects and travel logs that tell the whole story—including the parts where I panic-pack, cry in a ferry bathroom, or forget where I parked the car.
🎭 Real-life rants from jury duty, customer service purgatory, and those special Amazon Flex moments when the box says “Light” and turns out to be 47 pounds of disappointment.
📦 Amazon Flex Chronicles—featuring mislabeled packages, top-heavy carts, early-morning chaos, and a whole new taxonomy of drivers who should probably retake a road test. Possibly blindfolded. On tricycles.
🚗 Road Rage Mixology — Yes, I’ve started naming drinks after the worst drivers. The Polar Pop Crusader, Left Lane Larry, and Blinker? Never Heard of Her are just the beginning. They will be tried. On the Emotionally Constipated Viking (EVC). Possibly without warning.
💬 Quotes, song obsessions, and questionable life wisdom collected during emotionally unstable snack runs or whispered into steering wheels.
🌀 Recurring characters:
My dinosaur gremlin of a child
The Viking himself (aka EVC), who says little, lifts a lot, and smells like wintergreen snus
Kragar the Questionable, a Viking with porcupine energy and judgmental side-eyes
Me, the narrator: overstimulated, underpaid, and running on pure stubbornness
🧠 Neurodivergent life commentary, because executive dysfunction is real, masking is exhausting, and sometimes I need a blog post just to make sense of my own brain.
🎤 EUROVISION.
Because I’ve had five glitter-drenched songs stuck in my head for three weeks and I still scream-sing the key changes. With pride.
⚡ Unfiltered updates, because life is a choose-your-own-chaos game, and I clearly clicked “hard mode” without reading the tutorial.
So if you came looking for curated calm and soft lighting…
You might want to back out slowly.
But if you’re here for authentic, chaotic, deeply human storytelling—plus a few Viking romance references, emotional whiplash, drink recipes based on traffic violations, and enough sarcasm to power a small town—
then congratulations. You’re home.
This is News from the Chaos.
And it’s only just begun.
