Prescription:
Refill dreams as needed.
May cause fits of laughter, existential pondering, or the urge to move to Norway.
No expiration date.
Side Effects May Include:
Excessive wit, paradoxical thinking, pastry-related metaphors, random mantis sightings,
unsolicited quail commentary, cat hair (possible with the cat), spontaneous rants about Amazon,
and the occasional tearful confession sandwiched between sarcasm and stubborn hope.
(Consult your sense of humor before proceeding.)