Jury Duty Nears Its End & Norway Draws Closer

Quick update from the Chaos Command Center:

📍 Jury Duty: Almost Done
I’m in the final stretch of my court-mandated patience marathon. The end is in sight, and while I can’t talk details (yet), let’s just say this experience has been… educational. And exhausting. And possibly the reason I now flinch when someone says “Objection.”

☕ Emotional state: running on caffeine and chaos.
🎭 Masking level: Expert.
🎯 Number of pens clicked during deliberation: Classified.

And now, for the exciting part…

🎉 Only 34 days until I’m on a plane to Norway!
That’s right; less than five weeks until fjords, long daylight hours, and emotionally constipated Vikings. The countdown is real, the suitcase is half-packed (okay, one swimsuit and five chargers counts), and the anticipation is a tangible entity at this point.

Expect more updates soon as I transition from “jury of my peers” to “passenger on a long-haul flight armed with snacks and hope.”

– Selene,
Still Chaotic, Slightly More Lawful Neutral