Where Sarcasm is the House Scent and Order is a Myth

Oh, you’ve stumbled in, haven’t you? Maybe you clicked the wrong link, or maybe fate (and a questionable algorithm) brought you here. Either way: welcome to the News from the Chaos.

This isn’t your average blog. This is the historical archive of absurd ambition, caffeine-fueled passion projects, inconvenient brilliance, and emotionally constipated Viking references. It’s part timeline, part therapy, part "what just happened?"

Here you'll find:

• Grant submissions written at midnight while arguing with spellcheck

• Deep dives into serious topics like MMIW memorials and accessibility equity

• Random celebratory posts because yay progress!

• Travel prep chaos, including luggage Tetris and snack rationing

• Notes from the battlefield that is Jury Duty and Customer Service

• And maybe a romantic subplot or two involving strong silent types and Norwegian pancakes

Basically, this is the scrapbook of a life lived loudly, sarcastically, and sometimes with a cat in my lap.

So grab a beverage. Scroll at your own risk. And remember:
There’s no going back once you fall down this rabbit hole.
But hey… what’s life without a little chaos?